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I'm a pretty frugal person. I love a good deal, I clip coupons, reuse and recycle all that I can and hate to waste things. So I slathered the remains of five different lotions all over me (I smell like a vanilla-cherry-pumpkin pie in a rose garden surrounded by a eucalyptus forest), washed my hair in that red-tinted shampoo that has been in there for 6 years, used ancient cleansers, buff-puffs from the late '80's, and a peel mask that has dehydrated so that it is as thick as peanut butter (the crunchy kind). In fact, I'm blogging right now because I can't speak. The masque is so tight on my face that my lips won't move. My family thinks this is a wonderful product that I should use daily rather than throw out. My little guy says my face looks "fragile". I guess it's because of this shiny masque.
So to the powers that be, the kids in charge, whomever, let this stand as a testament as to why I should not be a shut-in, now or ever. Now, I'm off to brush my teeth with the weensey bit of paste left in the travel-size Colgate I found in my suitcase from that my study abroad in Ireland in 1995. Tomorrow, if the roads aren't better, I'll clear out the fridge. After I make sure I have an ample stock of Pepto on hand.
I have to say that's pretty frugal. Not so sure that toothpaste is a good idea though. LOL
ReplyDeleteI couldn't bring myself to use the toothpaste, Joe, thankfully! :)
ReplyDeleteROFL!! Just glad there was no Prep.H in there. I really, really did NOT want to know about it. ;)
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